For interest sake I joined up with an online dating service. Barely having time to socialise and well, it's Levin, I was curious about expanding my horizons. I figured, at least, it would be a enlightening experience of which I could comment on at a later time. Well, I scanned the page and within five minutes I already had something to say about online services. Oh.....my.....god! What the hell was I thinking?
First of all, any person who cannot string a sentence together in English should immediately be lined against the wall. When I came across several, not one, but several profiles written in text speak, I was already loading the gun. How do these people go on living every day? I would have thought breathing would be a bit to advanced for them to grasp. No, these people should have been drowned at birth! Even as native speakers of the English language, we understand, at least at the unconscious level, how the rules of grammar normally apply themselves. But oh no, not for these masturbating, spotted excuses. Do they hate English that much to slaughter it openly and proudly? Or are they simply uneducated enough that they see no harm in what they are doing? If it is the latter, I am seriously concerned about their background. I think some digging into their lives would reveal that they are still hanging off their mothers breast and gumming themselves for gratification. English, learn it! Love it! It is your friend.
Secondly, the amount of thirty plus men who have put their ideal age between eighteen and twenty is worrisome. One even goes as far as to say "but seventeen and sixteen are all right too, so long as it's legal". They pass this off as age is no matter, but come on! It's one step closer to becoming a pedophile and they feel as if it's the most common thing to write. Get out and find someone your own age you middle aged perverts. Seriously, those who think this, should undergo some clinical treatment. "Must socialise with own peers as part of the fun of growing up". I don't think these people would even make it to my wall of righteousness, instead they would be pushed into a cage with several large men named Longshanks, Tiny, Bubba, Cookie and Daisy. Just think, food and liquid would be provided and money could be saved on ammunition!
And thirdly, pictures are not necessarily a good thing. Some of them deserved my pity, I'm not usually fussed about looks, but these pictures literally made me recoil. It was like watching tub girl all over again! These sorts of pictures a cruel not only for the people they represent but for us poor folk whose mind completely shuts down as those pictures are seared into our brains. Then there are profiles with the same picture over and over again, and every so often there will be one of them reclining on a bed with their legs open. I don't care who you are, these positions are just not sexy in a male.
I need to go clean myself with bleach now...
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